Cathy wakes up to discover, to her horror, that there are lobsters attached to her nipples! She calls the 'Maritime Mishaps Hotline' for aide, but is it too late to escape these arthropod assailants?
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THE PASSION OF ENID GRUBMAN
A love story of inflatable proportions!
COMING SOON: PLANTASIA
Recent divorcée Janet's quest for self-improvement takes a supernatural turn.